This afternoon is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.
This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to process this.
It’s like something out here of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.
Can You Believe This?
You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a dog wearing a glasses. It looked totally unfazed. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!
Truly I Don't Wrap My Head Around It!
Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?
- I'm shocked
- Make it stop!
- Someone pinch me
This Is Insane What Happened
Well, I swear, you won't understand what just occurred. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this massive bird jumped from the sky. It was holding a gold coin! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.
Unbelievable! totally astonishing
Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. This story is totally outrageous, I almost question it's real..
- Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can'tmake sense of this.
This is Beyond Belief
This situation is absolutely outrageous. I simply understand what I've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. Logic has taken a vacation.
- Could this be real?
- I need to pinch myself
{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.